Top 200 Whatsapp Status | Attitude, Cool & Funny

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Whatsapp Status/quotes:- Dosto Aajkal har vyakti ya insaan, jiske paas smartphone hai, unke mobile me whatsapp to hota hi hai.

Whatsapp to logo ke saath baat karke, message karke, chhoti-moti khabre share karke ek dusre ke saath jude hue hain.

WhatsApp Status par log apni rojana ki zindagi ke bare me post karte rahte hain. chahe woh kahi par jana ho or ghoomna ho.

Is tarah sab logo ko unke baare me pata lag jaata hai. Iske alawa whatsapp par bahut sare Suvichar, Quotes aur status bhi share ya post kiye jate hain, jise padhkar log parbhavit(Influenced) hote hain.

Isliye main yaha aapse best 200 Whatsapp status/quotes share karne jaa raha hun. Jisse aap logo ko puri nahi to kuchh had tak to mutaasir kar hi sakte hain.

Whatsapp Status:-

  1. Keep calm and keep kaam se kaam.

2. I have abs………………….olutely nothing.

3. I hope one day I love someone the way women in commercials love yogurt.

4. I believe in Karma that means I will do all bad things to people all day and assume these were their Karma.

5. The longer I wait, the hotter I date.

6. If I agreed with you then we’d both be wrong.

7. My crush is like a username, already taken.

8. Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years, and then we met.

9. I smoke for religious reasons. Every puff gets me five minutes closer to God.

10. I’m so tall, when it rains I’m always the first one to know.

11. Sarcasm is the cleavage of personality.

12. When I was a kid…………No wait.. I still do that!

13. I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to who can’t.

14. Who cares if schools don’t teach us how to raise family…how to find my spouse…or how to get a job? At least I can find the area of a triangle.

15. She said, “Describe me in one word.” Can’t.

16. I love my life, but it just wants to be friends.

17. I keep on dreaming high but gravity pulls me down.

18. If life gives you lemons then ask for some sugar, salt , water and some jeera powder and enjoy the neembu paani.

19. Who isn’t a part of WTF generation ? I mean WhatsApp , Twitter and Facebook generation .

20. I had a horribly busy day in converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

21. If “ Plan A “ didn’t work don’t worry there are 25 more alphabets.

22. Be a lady with a class , a girl with nature and a bitch with full attitude.

23. Hey there , WhatsApp is using me .

24. Status shouldn’t be written… it should be maintained.

25. “ Dreams are not those which we actually see in our sleep . But dreams are those which doesn’t let us sleep. “

26. Ohh , so you too waste your time on watching my WhatsApp status.

27. What a fact :- if you are texting two people at the same time then you’re bitextual .

28. When a person drinks alcohol everyone says him alcoholic but when he drinks Fanta no one says him fantastic.

29. If you want to shine like a sun then firstly you have to burn like a sun.

30. Give a girl a right pair of shoes and she can conquer the whole world.

31. This dog , is dog , a dog , good dog , way dog , to dog , keep dog , a dog , stupid dog , busy dog , for dog , 30 dog , seconds dog . Ok ! Now read it without the word dog.

32. Life is beautiful if you want to make it beautiful.

33. A day without a smile is a day wasted.

34. Don’t kiss behind the garden , love is blind but not the neighbors.

35. I m using my mobile phone @ 15 WTF

36. Almost every girl wishes for long hairs , flatter stomach and lots of dresses.

37. If a person doesn’t succeed in first time then it can be known as version 1.0

38. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y.

39. Wanna waste your time , so try to say the letter M without touching your lips.

40. This is for the dear mom :- Na jaane Kaha se Woh yeh hunar le aati h , maa kitni bhi naraj ho khud hi maan jaati hai.

41. Failure isn’t an option it comes bundled with Windows.

42. Maths :- A place where people buys 100 watermelons but no one knows why .

43. A single piece of paper cannot decide my future.

44. When I was born the devil cried and said , ohh shit competition .

45. I was born sharif , but jaalim duniya ne bigad Diya.

46. Life is actually 10 % what happens to you and 90 % is how you handle it.

47. A kid asked me what is stress ? I just locked him in a room with high speed network and 1% battery.

48. If you think I m bad , let me correct you “ I’m the worst”.

49. Zindagi mein kaam aisa Karo ki naam ho Jaye , ya naam sunte hi kaam ho Jaye .

50. If a girl adds you on WhatsApp then it’s a new sign of trust.

51. Life is a journey , not a career .

52. I don’t have a bad handwriting I just have my own font .

53. Lazy People Rule :- can’t be reached or I don’t need it.

54. I always learn from the errors of others who follow my advice.

55. To aspire to inspire before it expires.

56. I m too lazy to stop being lazy.

57. Whenever a person thinks to quit smoking he thinks it with doing smoking.

58. I m only responsible for what I say , not for what others understand.

59. I always thought that the air is free until I bought a pack of chips.

60. Work for money , for loyality hire a dog.

61. Hey , I m living on earth only . I m not flying . But I m just above all of you.

62. I m so sorry , I can’t be perfect dear.

63. Married women are becoming more naughtier , bcuz she used to write available on WhatsApp even after getting married.

64. I will not be impressed by technology until I can’t download food .

65. I don’t trust the words I trust on actions .

66. I m not a special person but I m just a “ limited edition” .

67. Trying to be successful :- I started deleting WhatsApp accounts from my mobile phone.

68. I am not addicted , I just have bad habits .

69. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

70. You have to be ODD , to be number ONE.

71. When life puts you in tough situations then don’t say why me just say try me .

72. I stopped fighting with my inner demons . We are on the same side now

73. Waiting for Wi-fi network.

74. Stop waiting for another day . Just think that today is the only day . Bang bang .

75. When people talk behind you then it’s a good news for you bcuz they don’t have the courage to talk in front of you.

76. You don’t know something ? Google it . You don’t know someone ? Facebook it . You can’t find something ? Mom !

77. Awesome ends with ME and ugly starts with U .

78. Aadhi Raat Ma ………………. Selfie With Aatma .

79. You can be too much sincere but only your bestie knows how much devil is your mind .

80. WARNING :- I know karate and some other words too ….

81. SI unit of ignorance:- seen .

82. Try to spell the letter P , without touching your lips.

83. Born to express not to impress.

84. Silent people have the loudest minds .

85. I m jealous of my parents , I’ll never have a cool kid as theirs .

86. I m a dude with cool attitude .

87. “Success” all depends on the second letter .

88. The truth is rarely pure and never simple .

89. Colour of the leaf changes with time , same is with humans .

90. Waqt Ka pata nhi chalta apno k Saath par apno Ka pta chal jata h waqt ke Saath .

91. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid people .

92. I just saw the most smart girl when I was standing alone in front of my mirror .

93. ETC :- End Of Thinking Capacity .

94. ANGER :- Attitude Never Goes and Ego Rises .

95. Whatever you want to do do it with full determination to achieve some perfection .

96. Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood .

97. Sometimes it’s better to be alone . No one can hurt you .

98. I m not failed , my success is just postponed .

99. I m not anti social . I m just anti stupid .

100. Life tried to teach me many lessons but I bunked those classes .

Whatsapp Status/Quotes:-

Whatsapp status quotes

101. I fall too fast , crush too hard , forgive too easy , and care too much .

102. One mistake of Loneliness that it can’t kill anyone.

103. Work in silence and let your Lamborghini make the noise.

104. Firstly , “ Learn” and then remove the letter “L” .

105. Stone is broken with the last stroke but it doesn’t mean that the first stroke was useless.

106. Wanna surprise your girlfriend , just introduce her to your ex.

107. I m your candy you are my crush , let’s play candy crush .

108. “ Suffer now and enjoy later on , or enjoy now and suffer for the rest of your life.”

109. Knowledge is power if only it’s applied .

110. The darkest hour of night always comes before the dawn .

111. Hey there , I m using Hamam soap .

112. If opportunity doesn’t knock then build the door.

113. When the phone rings green green , I pink up the phone and say yellow

114. Childhood memories :- India is my country and all Indians are my brothers and sisters .

115. One person’s LOL can be another person’s WTF .

116. Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “ typing”.

117. A trick for short tempered people :- Stay calm and just stare to the ground for sometime .

118. Life is too short. Don’t waste it, downloading Apps on your Android phone.

119. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

120. I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

121. Ignore me while you can. Because after a while, I’ll stop giving a damn.

122. May my enemies live a long life to see my Success.

123. Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless

124. Consistent carelessness leads to persistent Failure.

125. The eyes are useless when the mind is blind

126. If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

127. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

128. If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

129. She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face!

130. The longer the title the less important the job.

131. If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

132. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.

133. I wish! I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

134. Always remember you are “Unique”, just like everybody else.

135. Tip to avoid car insurance, Join Facebook and never leave home.

136. Good morning…let the stress begin.

137. Q is just O with a cigar.

138. I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkh.

139. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.

140. Xcuse me! I found something under my shoes, ohh! its your Attitude.

141. Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or leave it for others.

142. Fun is like life insurance.The older you get, the more it costs.

143. Tried to loose weight, But it keeps finding me.

144. Sleep till you’re hungry and, Eat till you’re sleepy.

145. Roses are red Sky is blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

146. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

147. People are like music. Some say the truth and rest, just noise.

148. It sucks when you’re ignored by the person who’s attention is the only thing you want in the world.

149. Make me an option, and I’ll make you a memory.

150. Some people are living with a double personality like mean inside but nice outside.

151. I’m in my happy place. PLEASE DON’T RUIN IT!

152. Once you feel avoided by someone, never disturb them again.

153. If only I could un-love, I would be a lighter version of me.

154. Don’t strive to make your presence noticed, live it to make your absence felt.

155. I’m meaner than my demons.

156. Awesome ends with “me” and ugly starts with “u”.

157. Sorry about the text I sent you last night, Actually my phone was drunk.

158. Love the neighbor, but don’t get caught \U0001f609

159. My Game, My Rules, My Place, Wanaa play it?

160. Awesome ends with me ugly starts with you.

161. You can disturb me now, I’m available.

162. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. (Yes, It’s Harvey’s dialogue. )

163. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.

164. Don’t expect anything from anyone and you’ll never be disappointed.

165. If you’re being ignored, that’s a good time to concentrate on finding yourself and creating your own mystery.

166. You can disturb me….. i’m available.

167. Every problem comes with a solution, if it isn’t then its a ……. girl.

168. I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

169. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

170. Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up!’.

171. I am so poor,i cant even pay attention.

172. You can’t satisfy everybody. You’re not pizza.

173. I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

174. They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

175. Weird is a side effect of awesomeness/ being awesome.

176. Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

177. I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

178. If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

179. If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

180. Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.

181.Waiting for Wi-Fi network.

182. Your WhatsApp status say’s online, If your online then why aren’t you texting me!

183. I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

184. Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.

185. I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

186. My girlfriend is like my iPad… I don’t have an iPad.

187. Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

188. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

189. The door is open for you to come in and out of my life. But don’t stand in front of the gate.

190. You’re blocking traffic.

191. A kid asked me what is stress? I locked him in a room with high speed internet and 1% battery..

192. Graduation is defined as change of one’s status from STUDENT to UNEMPLOYED…

193. In the world of Snapchat and Instagram uploads, I keep your picture in my wallet…

194. Even suicide is committed but I am single

195. Can’t talk, telepathy only!

196. Read books instead of reading my status!

197. SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

198. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

199. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

200. Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

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